Opening Olympics, Torino stylee

Ferrari sideshow - that bling is how the super gangsta ride
Sophia Loren - still gorgeous
Yoko Ono - PEACE
Peter Gabriel - Imagine
And Pavoratti - fattest man in Olympic city and the only one in a black cape!

Salute, Torino. You've cleaned the pallet of that acrid aftertaste still lingering from the Super Bowl halftime show.