Monday, October 17, 2005

Halloween Hints from Hell-o-weeze (beta), #001:

When lighting a fire, whether bon, hearth, faggot (in the yee olde sense; fear not gay nation, for this is your holiday too), pit or pyre... it is righteous to solemnly chant the words:

Gunter glieben glauchen globen

{hopefully, someone will respond with}

All right

{if they do, you reply}

I got something to say
Yeah, it's better to burn out
Yeah, than fade away
All right
Ow, Gonna start a fire

{and everyone sings!}

Rise up! gather 'round
Rock this place to the ground
Burn it up let's go for broke
Watch the night go up in smoke

Rock on! Rock on!
Drive me crazier, no serenade
No fire brigade, just-a pyromania


(What do you want?) What do you want?
(I want rock'n'roll)
Yes I do
(Long live rock'n'roll)

{you can stop here. by now, the fire is blazin' and it's too weird if you've memorized more than the first verse. From Rock Of Ages, Clark/Lange/Elliot}

And remember, if you ever (incorrectly) use the name Pyromania (tm), when thinking of the above lyrics, you are not necessarily messing with Def Leppard, but with The ULTIMATE Def Leppard Experience.

{In her next installment,
Hell-o-weeze invokes the spirit of Def Leppard, by wearing her Def Panties}


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