A New Varietal for Seniors

"Basket of Grapes," Pierre Dupuys; Musee du Louvre, Paris

Vintners in the Russian River Valley area, which primarily produces Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as...

...Pinot More.

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