Miscellany, from today's Newswire

1. Well, duh.

2. I don't want to know what secret sauce goes on a Smut Burger. See Spicy Paris, for the ad. Although I will defend to the death her right to do it, eating burgers while washing a car isn't very hot. Neither is her boney bum, imho. Nice navel, though.

3. I think those who have died deserve more than 'a moment." But I guess that's all the time Compassionate Conservatives can expend away from the BBQ & beer over a long weekend. Let's make it an hour - and also remember all the innocents who have died in Iraq.

4. The Census Bureau has just released new voter & registration stats for 2004. The bottom line: 28% of the eligible voting population remains unregistered and 36% of the eligible population did not make it to the polls, Nov 4, 2004.