Need A Last Minute Valentine's Gift Idea?

I suggest the Toto Washlet S300, also known as "The Jasmine." Click on the Quicktime video for the full experience.

Frankly, with that gentle massaging feature, "Jasmine" could be a pretty good valentine... period. By the way, in Japan, these are standard issue on all Prince Hotel toilets. I gotta believe a love hotel, or two, might also come so equipped.