If blood is thicker than water, what about lymph?

Equality for the circulatory systems:

~ Why is it when you cut yourself you don't spill lymph? Or, do you?
~ You are my lymph brother.
~ A couple of days ago I had a lymphy nose.
~ Next Halloween, scare the neighbor kids by saying, "I vant to suck your lymph."
~ Lymph Pudding sounds about as appetizing as Blood Pudding.
~ Sunday, Lymphy Sunday.
~ I love you with all my heart, soul and lymphatic system.